Why do most health food enthusiasts seem completely psychotic?



I was an assistant manager at a whole foods market for a couple of years. The majority of the people that came in to shop should’ve been institutionalized. I heard one woman tell her 4 or 5 year old son that they could only eat organic vegetables because the government puts micro-chips in all non organic foods. Another guy (he used to dress all in white, and call himself “The Prophet Lidge”) told me that I was going to burn in Hell because I forgot to order cod liver oil one week and we were out of stock. I don’t know, it just seems to me like most of these people are about one serving of bulk organic granola away from sitting on the street corner with aluminum foil hats on their heads to keep their thoughts from escaping.
Please note that I say MOST, not all. There were a few seemingly rational people who shopped there too.