Your life goals. Are they similar to mine?



My life goals include producing 11 offspring within the following 5 years so that I may sell them in bulk on the black market for a handsome fee and a new set of wheels for my get-a-way trailer.

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2 Responses to “Your life goals. Are they similar to mine?”

  1. Lmao.

    Damn.

    Yeah,suuuuure.

  2. I’m confused, does Pigbear want to congregate or chew on you?

    In response, I would have to say that my life goals do not involve the production of offspring. Mostly because I am incapable of bearing them, but also because I dislike the idea of $hitting a knife of a child, have it **** the life out of my ******* and leave them bleeding and hanging from the ****** like a malforned baby finger, and then growing up to resent and **** me and, in this world, probably end up murdering me in my home with his or her life partner. I think the cards spell out a different future for me, like living with the gorillas. Such noble inhabitants of the jungle…

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